TDS Terminator

We all know someone suffering in the throes of TDS, but how do we help those poor souls?

Meet the safest yet most powerful drug on the planet: the “placebo” pill - renowned throughout scientific literature for its stress-busting, happy-making, hope-inspiring properties. Now for the first time ever, formulated specifically for your best friend or family member with TDS. And if you don’t have TDS it just makes you even more based! Pull everyone you know down the rabbit hole while you dig yourself in even deeper.

Directions: Take at least 1 capsule daily with or without food, but feel free to use liberally as needed (especially if you’re liberal)

Placebo Pill Ingredients: Starch (in a vegetable cellulose capsule)

Manufacturer Country: USA

Amount: 60 caps

Warning: Pregnant or nursing mothers, children under the age of 18, and individuals with a known medical condition should consult a physician before using this or any dietary supplement.